crazyintheeast:

sassymccall:

it costs 0$ to give lesbians a happy ending

Maybe it’s because I only slept two hours but I read this as “it costs 0$ to give lesbians lasagna” and I was so confused, intrigued and deeply impressed by the special ability of lesbians to get lasagna for free

vicioussuggestion:

someone: shows me any kind of affection expecting nothing in return

me, shaking, crying a little: wtf